CO-ED on Crack

So that shitstain Maxim/Stuff Ripoff Co-ed Magazine (oh but they are so edgy, they only exist online) put out their annual "Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007". Color me unimpressed.

That picture above is Elin Nordegren. You know, Tiger's wife. Obvious number 1 right? Wrong. She rang in at the 3 spot. Jeff Garcia's wife (Carmella DeCesare) took home the top price with Scott Podsednik's wife (Lisa Dergan) coming in second. I can't really complain about the top 3 though, all are worthy of consideration.

Instead, my real complaints lie 4-20. All names are linked to Co-ed's profile pages.

4. Adriana Karembeu (Christian Karembeu)
5. Veronica Varekova (Petr Nedved) - Divorced this year. Why does she make the cut?
6. Stephanie McGwire (Mark McGwire) - She's ok but where is Clemen's wife?
7. Jennifer Scholle (James Blake) - Should be 4. Why do shitty athletes score grade A tail?
8. Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch) - Gross.
9. Jamie Kotsay (Mark Kotsay) - Very underrated. Probably the most respectable on the list.
10. Eva Longoria (Tony Parker) - Seriously? She's lucky to be top 50. Unless this is hot?
11. Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham) - Hottest natural brunette on the list. Should be 5.
12. Jodi Ann Paterson (Michael Andretti) - 8 years removed from Playmate of the year. Old.
13. Jenna Jameson (Tito Ortiz) - They aren't even married and she has ISSUES.
14. Vanessa Bryant (Kobe Bryant) - Hot at 19, now she's just the girl that drove Kobe to rape.
15. Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) - Sexy, but not wife material. Doesn't belong on list.
16. Willa Ford (Mike Modano)
17. Anna Benson (Kris Benson) - CRAZY. And not exactly hot. Plus, she's a former stripper.
18. Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon) - Another top 50 candidate. Way too high here.
19. Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole) - Very sexy, extremely underrated.
20. Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic) - Also underrated. 19 and 20 should be 7 and 8.

I will give Co-ed some credit. They left of Posh and Arod's wife. Outside of that, I think we could spend all day arguing who got left off. I mean Christ, where is Shonda Schilling?