Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Live Blogging the Vicky Secret Fashion Show?

Not a chance.

Never been too good at typing one handed and I wasn't down for channeling Jim Abbott this evening. So instead, here are some quick thoughts during one of the 9 minute commercial breaks.
  • What exactly does it take to get front row treatment at this show? I mean clearly the cutoff was D-list right? How else do you explain Lauren Conrad and pals in every 13th camera shot? I love me some Hills as much as the next guy but those girls don't qualify for front row at a Sparks game. Also, Eva Longoria? No thank you.

  • I appreciate the whole Heidi Klum, Seal angle but let's not over do it. I get it, you guys have a great marriage and it is oh so special that such a sexy human being could be enthralled with such a disfigured one. No more prime time make out sessions please.

  • Marisa Miller is the sexiest thing on this planet. Its not even open for debate.

  • The Spice Girls were terrible in 1996 and they are terrible now. Their performance made Ashley Simpson's SNL appearance look genuine. Posh could not have looked less involved. Not to mention she was easily the worst looking of the five of them. The next person who tries to tell me how hot she is gets a pencil in the eye.

  • Ok, maybe the Miller thing is open for debate. Adriana Lima is definitely in the conversation. But for my money, I'm still going MM. When Lima gets in touch with her musical side, let me know and I will reconsider reconsidering. http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=2135

Alright, time for a sandwich and back for round 2.

2 comments:

Lou Zell said...

No comment Garon? Wilde just called MM the sexiest thing on the planet, aren't you going to praise him? What happened to your unhealthy obsession? Personally A Lima gets my vote.

Mgar said...

I am posting Lou.

It is not open for debate....and shame on wilde for making the right call and pulling a John Kerry 1 bullet later.